My Father put up christmas lights. He refused to let my mother do it for YEARS. He did it himself this year… wtf is going on?
I'm a loser.
I knew Pogo was in an episode of Misfits. I was told ahead of time. So idk why i screamed like an idiot. I really do like them tho.
Fucking love Marshal Lee!
that awkward moment when you realize Chace...
My thought is me: that’s why I can’t stop. I exist because I think… and I can’t...– Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre (via thechocolatebrigade)
My brother is such a troll..
Brother: Brah', I have to ask you something..
Me: What is it, is it important?
Brother: It's a life or death situation, I just don't know what to do.
Me: Who's this nigga, where he live, you want me to slice him?
Brother: Nah man, it's far worse than someone trying to beat me up..
Me: Dude, you can tell me, I'm here for you.
Brother: But I'm afraid if I tell you, you'll never look at me the same..
Me: You're not gay are yo-
Brother: Shut the fuck up, I get more girls than you.. and no it's not that.
Me: Well what is it?!
Brother: I.. am diagnosed with Sexiness.
Me: Get the fuck out of my room.
Dude. why would you include the Cullen's in a teen...
i dont understand. and now i’m annoyed.