March 2011
Having one of my days where i feel like shit.
I’m not sure if its the rain. or that i over slept. or what. but today can go to hell.
Yeah, some dude jacked me, and now his sperm is growing in my stomach.
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock (via jasonxcore)
River Song is Tina Fey
alextimmons:
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Just one more Fey post
Reblog if you are always that one person who is...
gotnerve:
Excuse my bitching.
I hate to have to complain about something this stupid. but hey its my blog i can bitch if i want to.
Can i just say. I cannot stand my freakin supervisor. I really cant.
He waits until i get into work. get nice and comfy to tell me to go uptown. to the smaller office so i can sit there with him for no good reason at all.
Dude wtf do you need me for if im gonna sit there and do the same thing...
chocolateewastedd asked: just a lil while ago i decide to go dwn to the only place open and get some food. the only thing edible there is a parfait so i get it. i bring it back to my room and eat it and finish it. then i turn the cup around to see whats it called. ACTIVIA YOGURT PARFAIT. my stomach is already rumbling -___- >.<
Oh SHIT!!!!
I knw there’s a post about this somewhere….
get all fucking comfy in bed and realize you have homework.
fucking son of a gun.
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Sukah Pawnch!
limerence-:
Sucker Punch was…delicious!
I mean it was awesome! Cast/Story/Music/Action wise.
Normally I don’t care when there are half naked women on screen. But if they’re half naked because they’re about to kick some ass then that’s a different story.
Emily Browning with a Katana, provocative outfits, blonde hair. UNF
I’d go straight for that.
…? well idk about that last part.
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Hmm. tumblr you need to get it together.
amazingly i have 3 tumblr tabs open. Two work perfectly. the other not so much.
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Get home and realize i dont have my phone charger
and if mark wasn’t enough…
phone=life.
Recently discovered i still had this...
Me: like. ook think about this. say yuh jus had some hot sex yur usually naked after sex
Julie: yah
Me: do yuh go straight to sleep or get up nd put something on?
Julie: roll up in dee sheets den go 2 sleep
Me: lol.
Julie: u cant just do it then get up 2 put on clothes
Me: lol. not clothes. undies. i wouldnt put clothes on a sweaty body. but im not goin to bed naked. for the single reason that.
Me: wen yuhsleep yuh will be next to the dude. if yuh jus so happen to roll the wrong way his thing can end up by yur thing.
Julie: what if he want sum more when u sleep lmao
Me: exactly. what happens if he has a boner in his sleep?
Julie: lmfao
Me: he may not think straight. nd not put on a condom. or wat if he cums in his sleep. if yuh got yur legs open yur screwed.
Julie: lmfao
I hate watching sad things.
Last night i watched a sad anime. and like the 2 main characters died. and it was all sad and shit because it was some one else’s fault cause they were being a asshole. and like after they died i got all sad. nd went to sleep. and it was retarded cause i was sad when i was trying to sleep.
… im such a vagina that i nearly cried. it was just that freaking sad. and i saw it coming...
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Yep that kind of day again
Im upset again.
I seem to be that way more and more these days.
Fuck math class i wanna go laugh at something.
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That annoying moment when you click a picture to...
When your friends mention something they weren't...
i-am-lady-unicat:
kevinjp:
the kitty is sooo cute!
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someone says something real stupid
…
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Tumblr isn't about notes or popularity. It's about...
anhnewyen:
JUST MADE AN ACCOUNT
CREATED FIRST POST
YOU FOLLOWED SOMEBODY
SOMEBODY FOLLOWED YOU
YOU READ A VERY FUNNY POST
YOU READ A VERY CORNY POST
FIRST ANONYMOUS HATER
2ND, 3RD, 4TH, 5TH, NEVER ENDING HATERS
YOU LOST A FOLLOWER
TUMBLR MAINTENANCE
WHEN IT’S TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL
WHEN SOMEBODY POSTED FOOD
WHEN SOMEBODY SHOWS-OFF
WHEN YOU SAW A NUDE PHOTO
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